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It had a Cunt!
by andrew Thursday, Nov 8 2012, 7:12am
international / prose / post

I'm not gonna mince my words, I'm a poof, fag, homo, poop pusher, shirt lifter, chairman of Google and president of the USA; so you can imagine how I felt when I took the loveliest boy home last evening and discovered to my horror that this smooth bum-faced boy had a cunt! I nearly spewed at the sight and smell; how could any God with the slightest sense of smell and aesthetic sense create such a gruesome sight?

Imagine my shock , a cunt for Christ's sake, I mean give me a break; short cropped hair, page boy looks, round full rosy lips, athletic hips, lithe body and smooth shave-less face. I peeled its tight jeans off -- I was ready to ream that pink raisin until music reverberated through the heavens -- however, my erection was dashed by dangling flaps and an odorous gash where a lovely cock should have been! A MALE impersonator for Pete's sake, everybody wants to get in on the act these days.

[Editor's note:
It was put to the vote and it was published, c'est pas ma faute!]