World’s Biggest Dunce Leader, Tony Abbott - International Prose

World’s Biggest Dunce Leader, Tony Abbott
by darcy Saturday, Sep 12 2015, 11:53pm
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Abbott imposed on himself a six month probation period (genius) which sealed his fate, as over that now expired period he and his non-government have displayed nothing but more incompetence, lies, trickery, distractions (illegally bombing Syria) and major parliamentary ‘entitlement’ fiascos, which Abbott ‘handled’ by going to ground, stalling or commissioning “reviews” rather than taking decisive action, as a leader should to remedy his and his party’s appalling non-performance. Abbott completed a media address to the nation by stating that “good government starts today!” So much for the previous 18 months! Yet another self-incriminating aspect of Abbott’s ‘genius’ as a ‘leader.’

To say there is dissatisfaction in conservative ranks would be understatement but Abbott and his thoroughly inept advisors hatched a plan to restore compliance and support, THEY leaked a possible cabinet reshuffle to the press, the result of which naturally was the reverse of what was anticipated by dunce pugilist, Abbott, who hoped to frighten his party into compliance.

Well, fearing for their positions, serving conservative parliamentarians are planning another leadership spill in the very near future that will finish Abbott for good; anyone could have told Abbott the reshuffle tactic would backfire but as we know people surround themselves with their own kind, hence the suicidal reshuffle fiasco, which will no doubt see the end of Abbott in the Australian political landscape, and to think, these ‘advisers’ are paid $millions in tax-payer funds, but Abbott is all for austerity for the people but spares no expense to save his own arse, consider the cost to tax-payers of the unnecessary and ILLEGAL bombing of Syria, designed again by his advisers to make Abbott look tough as a leader and improve his tattered image.

However, the above are only the latest blunders by Abbott and his hand-picked ministerial buffoons and sycophantic advisers.

Abbott began his tenure as leader of the nation by LYING to the masses and then immediately turning on average and vulnerable Aussies with harsh European style austerity policies in one of the wealthiest per capita nations on earth, he seemed to forget that only yesterday it was the people that installed him as PM! Abbott and his callous, disconnected ministers then began to penalise the vulnerable in the community to fill the revenue void created by tax-avoiding multi-nationals and large corporations/banks, which continue to get a free ride from Abbott, their own boy!

One fiasco and gaffe followed another, ‘choppergate,’ which Abbott dealt with by pulling his doona over his head and hoping it would all blow over, well of course that evasion only made it worse for Abbott as decisive action was required but Abbott was nowhere to be seen. Then his immigration minister, Peter ‘lying dunce’ Dutton, an ex-detective, decided to revamp customs and immigration into one black uniformed gun carrying body, whose first foray into the community was to announce they would be stopping at random citizens and other ‘suspects’ of colour (implied) to ask for their identity papers a la Stasi/Stalinist style! Another brilliant show of inept management, the exercise was immediately cancelled and the black uniformed gestapo haven’t been heard from since – furthermore, they should be immediately disbanded and returned to their former status as the new guns clearly went to their heads, as was plain to see. However, that isn’t the end of Dutton's incompetence, he recently cracked what he and Abbott thought was a big joke at the expense of pacific island nations affected by increasing sea levels, Dutton and Abbott were both compromised on video laughing at a pathetic joke in the poorest taste. Nevertheless, Abbott in his own mind imagines Aussies are fools as he once proved to himself by lying to the Australian people and then backstabbing everyone in the country except of course his elite tax-evading wealthy masters, whom he serves like a faithful dog at great expense to the nation, its finite resources and the national, social wellbeing.

The amazing aspect of Abbott’s disconnect is that he believes that people fall for his transparent lies and facile tricks, but what is more amazing is that his party is allowing the opposition to soar in the polls ALL based on Abbott’s incompetence and his party’s pathetic performance to date, so if it quacks like a dunce and walks like a dunce (literally) it’s definitely not a genius!

Many more instances of Abbott’s ineptitudes and incompetence, of which the Australian people are painfully aware, could be cited, however, to avoid tedium I would quote one of his own ‘faithful’ party members who put it succinctly when he recently made a press statement that “Abbott was a dead man walking!” But why did it take so long for his insular party to realise the obvious?

The hopeless opposition leader, Bill Shorten, couldn’t be happier as his performance is almost as tragic as Abbott’s. Australia clearly requires its own version of Jeremy Corbyn, a true REPRESENTATIVE of the people – the field is wide open for a brave member of Australia’s powerbroker-controlled Labor Party, as spineless, corporate-owned, Shorten could easily be defeated by a shrewd conservative leader.

See:
http://jungledrum.hopto.org/news/story-1473.html

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