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The Flying Penises of Bhutan
by sunny Thursday, Oct 4 2012, 12:46pm
international / prose / post

The Himalayan Kingdom of Bhutan is noted for depictions of flying, ejaculating penises. Phallic art can be seen everywhere. Representations of erect ejaculating phalluses are said to bring good fortune/fertility, ward of evil spirits and protect the area on which they are painted or sculptured.

All male Gods of resurrection and regeneration owe their existence to the erect penis. Even the sociopathic, genocidal God of the Old Testament declares that humanity was/is made in the image of God -- and that includes the genitalia.

Perhaps someone should remind Western courts of 'law,' which continue to enforce prudish and perverse 'indecent exposure' laws. Laws which, according to theological texts, are blasphemous to the extreme.

But no such social problems exist in happiness index, Bhutan; images of ejaculating penises are prolific. Indeed, penis cults continue to flourish in Asia underground and overground; Japan for example.

So the next time you encounter an erect, ejaculating penis consider its rich history and divine origins. And consider the absolute perversity of Western culture and the degree to which it has separated itself from natural, harmonious forces.

We also note that the most violent societies are the most prudish and sexually repressed -- pornography is perversity, NOT sexual liberation.

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