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Kim Kardashian: the personification of shallow fake
by terri Monday, Sep 10 2012, 12:50am
international / prose / post

The demise of another celebrity cocksucker

I wonder what she looked like before cosmetic surgery? Like most people able to think it is clear that the popularity of Ms Kardashian is largely the result of a porno clip, the surgeon's knife and media hype. The feeble intellect that inhabits the manipulated body of Kim K. is a perfect example of declining American culture, which seems to relish in shallowness, cheap thrills, vacuous fakes and borderline retarded intellects.

We all unfortunately remember the 'towering mind' of the first damsel to use porno clips for fame and notoriety, Paris Hilton, who is now desperately lost in no-woman's land.

The fickle public that follows these mindless morons is extremely short on attention span and requires constant titillation and change to keep them fascinated; so who better to fill the gap but another self-seeking little trollop with the mind of a gnat, the greed of a vixen and cunning of a sewer rat, yes indeed, Kim K and of course her driving force, mother Kardashian.

However, it seems the media is turning on its own creation and we all know the end result; I hope mother K has invested wisely!

From the corporate mass media:

No one attends Kim Kardashian's political convention after-party

Kanye West might sell out stadiums, but it doesn't look like his popularity is rubbing off on girlfriend Kim Kardashian, whose latest public appearance attracted less than 50 people.

According to Radar Online, the event in Charlotte, North Carolina, was billed as an unofficial after-party for the Democratic National Convention that the city had hosted.

Kim appeared alongside other political heavyweights Jonathan Cheban (a reality TV personality) and Rachel Roy (a fashion designer).

The event was such a flop that someone in the house band reportedly said, "This place is empty," during their set.

Kim wasn't all that pleased with the lacklustre turnout either, tweeting a photo of a half-empty glass with the message: "It's that kinda night!"

She reportedly left the event after two hours.

© 2012 ninemsn Pty Ltd

The same outlet is reporting that her current (temporary) boyfriend is boasting a 'new' sex tape -- hardly surprising, times are getting tough for cock sucking, plastic bimbos and desperate celebs alike!

[In case you're wondering -- this story was posted purely for reasons of Internet buoyancy (alternative news sites are backgrounded/suppressed by Google and other search engines). Our thinking readership will understand and excuse the distasteful digression.]


 
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