.

there are lots of things
u can do with a dick,

u can piss with it
fuck with it
wank with it

u could also
personify it as a solar phallic
deity of resurrection
and worship it

u can scare big girls
and little girls with it,
u have never seen
such hysterics

u can let it hang out,
oblivious to the fact,
in public places
like bus stops
and wait to be tapped
or arrested

realise the power
it possesses by grabbing
a cucumber
and placing it on ur forehead
in supermarkets,
that trick evades the law
tho no-one misses the
point

the cock is ubiquitous,
it's everywhere
for those who do not know
what ubiquitous means --
its signs and symbols
are used to lure, repel
and capture

the list of its uses
and presence in culture
is endless

but be very aware
of its major shortcoming,

u can't think with it!

though men throughout
the ages have tried
and continue to try today

Res-erect Christ