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God on the Road
by zed Wednesday, Feb 4 2015, 9:11am
international / poetry / post

A zen story

i met God
on the road quite by
accident

the abbott insisted
we kill God on contact
but i was feeling generous so
i questioned this fabrication
that has deluded humanity
for millennia

but first a description
of this ragged and spent
personage
have u seen urself lately, i asked?
u look like shit, not at all what
i have been trained to imagine

ur cock is hanging out of ur robes,
man.
so ur a flasher yet u place so many
restrictions on genitalia
and sex, what manner
of hypocrite are u?

i didn’t, said God,
the priests did,
how could i be ashamed
of any part of my body
or how could any part of me be
offensive or crude?
remember that Paul has no relation
with my blood
what would that homophobe
and misogynist
know?

ur words and commandments
have enslaved and tortured millions
what do u have to say in ur defence?
nothing, as i have never dictated
a word to any man or woman.
what of the prophets
and messiahs?
LIARS, God retorted

all of them?
yea all of them
could u think of a better way
to herd impressionable,
gullible humanity
than professing
u have been sent in my name?

so it’s all a hoax?
not quite, as u see i exist.
but u have no power and are
unable to move one blade of grass
on this world

true
that is why humanity is enslaved by
liars that suggest they are my messengers
and do my will

so what is ur will?
i don’t have or need a will
i am God, stupid

so what do u do that is impressive?
well, i can produce religious entities.
really, how about the virgin mary
mary, yes, no prob
but she ain’t no virgin

u see this splendid cock
how do u think she conceived Jesus
i fucked her and she had my son
plus he was born through her birth canal

yea, i guess, virgin was a bit rich
considering

ok, produce her,
should be interesting

and there stood mary
exactly as she was/is
around 15 years old,
a little younger god said
but she’s a great fuck
care to try?
c’mon man,
i don’t fuck children,
u old paedophile

i do what i like, i’m god remember?
meanwhile mary is unzipping my fly
and popping my cock into her mouth
O, i forgot to mention, she’s also a great polish,
god said.
yes, i gathered, hail mary!

man, she’s good
of course, there’s not a lot to do
where we live but fuck and suck,
she an expert

ok, u talked me into it
bend over, mary

just as i insert my member
i notice god wanking,
wtf?
i always get randy watching
mortals fuck, after all
that is what corrupted my angels
and made them earthbound

so the truth is ur just an old wanker
and pervert, what r u doing on this
road, anyway?

i must’ve taken a wrong turn, somewhere