2022: Death of an Unrepresentative President -- A Review
by ned Tuesday, May 21 2013, 11:01am
international / prose / post

After decades tolerating bought politicians the public has finally ‘spat the pacifier’ and taken matters into their own hands. Traditional elites, which have ruled for centuries, are now targeted by an irate citizenry. It’s classic class warfare genre, criminal Plutocrats fighting for survival against the now liberated marauding masses hell-bent on eradicating the vulnerable but shrewd moneyed elite.

In fictitious ‘Terrika,’ ruling Plutocrats have installed a servile President and Attorney General in order to pursue their criminal enterprises with impunity while imposing harsh punitive measures on citizens. The protagonist, Lassange, once a lackey to the elite, now enemy of the State #1, has been placed on the President’s personal kill list so it’s a race to see who makes the hit first, the antagonist or protagonist.

Lassange, an expert hacker, is hiding out in the urban underground where he co-ordinates attacks on State forces until he is compromised by a female agent of the Plutocrats. He has been given a fatal poison that activates when his skin is exposed to UV light so Lassange is forced to live indoors and move around at night like a vampire.

It’s a race against time as Lassange seeks the antidote in the rainforests of Ecuador while evading a fleet of drones seeking him out whenever he breaks cover, a twist in the plot sees the agent insert a RFID locator in Lassange’s dick while she was fellating him, tricky bitch!

The climax promises to satisfy the participating total-involvement audience.

We recommend the latest military assault weaponry and the latest stealth technology should this scenario appeal and you wish to participate; perhaps you may get to the President before Lassange -- in which case you would earn several hundred thousand bonus points and a free trip to Sweden.

Enjoy!